Oh yes, I must rent one of these tomorrow. Or next time I'm in Yorkshire.
Over the years – as you can see – I’ve added to this blog only sporadically. I decided to leave all the old posts ‘live’ as I think they can still be useful in helping folk understand digital marketing.
Oh ... and I write all of these entries myself. There's no AI used on this blog.
Enjoy 😊
Wednesday, July 22, 2026
Tuesday, July 21, 2026
I've been asking similar for a couple of years ...
... so I wish I'd written this - 5 questions to ask AI vendors before you buy anything. It is very good. I seriously doubt that any business that has bought-into ai asked these questions.
Monday, July 20, 2026
my ebay 'homepage'
OK, so it does say 'discover new sellers ...' but it also says '... that you will love'. Well, why would I love these when I have never, ever, bought anything like these products before. Indeed, one is for women's clothes.
Three issues to raise:#1 It's doing nothing for my user experience,
#2 It's doing nothing for those folk who are paying for these ads to appear in front of me, and
#3 I've bought hundreds of products from ebay since 2003 - surely they could use that buying history to deliver ads for products I might have at least some interested in?
Sunday, July 19, 2026
ad spend well spent?
Nearly all of the 'ad spend well spent?' examples on this blog come from X - so what do you think of X's ad for it's own ads?
Saturday, July 18, 2026
Friday, July 17, 2026
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. no
Only West Ham fans would buy a West Ham shirt - why advertise it to anyone else? Particularly someone who's X profile tells the software which football team he supports [and it's not West Ham]. Ho hum.
Thursday, July 16, 2026
Wednesday, July 15, 2026
permission to steal?
Tuesday, July 14, 2026
mind the gaps
It's a little thing, but it bugs me because it makes things messy, but ...
If you leave gaps in your URLs like this:
https://www.salsify.com/hubfs/2026/Salsify 2026 Consumer Research Executive Summary.pdf
when you copy it and paste it into another format that doesn't like spaces [eg word or gmail], it comes out like this ...
https://www.salsify.com/hubfs/2026/Salsify%202026%20Consumer%20Research%20Executive%20Summary.pdf
Monday, July 13, 2026
nothing's new?
I have no problem with the advice offered in Avoid all-caps headlines - mainly because folk like me were saying pretty much the same over 20 years ago.
And that's why I have included it here ... to emphasise that spending an hour or so going through the older entries on this blog will be worth your while because a lot of the stuff is still relevant today.
The article also talks about seeking new markets and customers as if that’s a revolutionary digital concept - and not part of Marketing Strategy 101.
Sunday, July 12, 2026
a bit late
I got this email from my broadband provider. Helpful, you might think - except that I have already activated the protection offered. Surely BT's various software talks to each other?
Saturday, July 11, 2026
be honest ...
If you was a business owner ... would you like your ads to appear on a platform that boasts that it lets users make AI images from public Instagram profile pics? Read the story on the BBC.
ad spend well spent? [on a dubious product]
A doctor explains that using peptides without medical supervision is unsafe and discusses the associated risks. He outlines specific questions to ask a specialty provider who is offering peptides to reduce your risk of side effects or poor outcomes.
But let's get back to the advertising issue. On the ad it says in very small print 'for laboratory use only'. So, if it is really* for laboratory use only then the ad is targeted at folk who are using this stuff for laboratory research, wouldn't it be easy to get a list of those labs - there can't be that many - and contact them directly?
Having said that, if the sellers are trying to find individuals who are willing to jeopardise their health by listening to influencers and take this stuff ... well maybe scattergun advertising makes sense?
* Or are those 4 words a legal get-out clause? Would labs really be interested in a retail price with discount for using crypto?
Friday, July 10, 2026
Thursday, July 9, 2026
excellent, well done
Bought some shoes. Didn't fit. Completed online form. No quibble. Produced label for return postage [which I had to print, the only negative]. No charge for return shipping. Email confirming receipt. Then this email.
👏👏👏
Wednesday, July 8, 2026
why? you're wasting your ad money
I wanted some laces for my Adidas Samba Supers. I've worn these for around 45 years so I knew exactly what I wanted. I put into eBay search my specific requirements: "Black Laces Waxed - Round,140cm 2mm".
And this was the first sponsored [advert] return.
My guess is that the seller bid on [ie 'bought'] the key words "laces" and "round". True, I wanted round laces, but I wanted black, not brown; 2mm, not 2.5; 140cm not 75.
Furthermore, the next three sponsored listings were similar in their generic listings for laces.
Ho hum.
Tuesday, July 7, 2026
Monday, July 6, 2026
remember this?
It was reported that Meta spent over $70B on this total failure. Maybe if they had asked some normal human beings if they thought it was a good idea and whether they would be happy to use it [no and no].
Sunday, July 5, 2026
nice touch
I do like it when websites ask for your email address and then present an 'email friendly' keyboard 👏
Saturday, July 4, 2026
Just an example of some useless data …
Yes, this is just some personal information from my iPad - which I ignored - but just consider how much data storage is used up with similarly useless stats about all aspects of business and marketing 🤔
Ad spend well spent?
Rather than show an ad that is irrelevant to the vast majority of folk who might see it, I would have thought the advertiser [I've included its description below the ad] could have contacted directly those organisations that might be interested in their offering 🤔
Friday, July 3, 2026
I can write my own words, sentences and paragraphs thank you.
Nothing. Ever.
And this is why ...
Who has ever used 'clothe' as a singular noun for clothes?
And there is no way that putting a comma after 'morning' makes any sense whatsoever. I despair.
Thursday, July 2, 2026
Back to basics?
Wednesday, July 1, 2026
This makes sense to me
I would like a definition of 'discovering a new product' eg does it mean a product that I've never heard of before, or a new version or brand of something I was previously aware of, but nevertheless this data seems sensible.
Tuesday, June 30, 2026
Ad spend well spent?
I've include this not so much for the fact that it is of no interest to me - but take a look at the impressions ...
Monday, June 29, 2026
buying justice?
Meta and google may have been found liable in Los Angeles and New Mexico for causing harm and failing to protect young people [subject to appeal, of course], but social media platforms seem to have found a way to ensure this doesn't happen elsewhere in the US: vast amounts of cash!
meta, Snap, TikTok and YouTube settled a suit brought by the Kentucky schools district over social media addiction for a total of $27m - eight percent more than the school district's total annual budget. Even if such payments were extrapolated across all 1,300 districts bringing suits against big tech, this would amount to $35 billion. If Meta were liable for a third of that sum [as it was in the Kentucky case, this would equate to roughly one month of the company's operating income. It's easy to buy immunity with infinitely deep pockets.
Private Eye No.1677, June 2026.
Sunday, June 28, 2026
influence?
I just watched a video on YouTube in which a bloke went around a number of campervans, giving a short review of each eg price, size, how many berths, shower etc. He offered no opinion other than comments such as 'the kitchen area is rather small' that is; statements of facts.
In my eyes he was presenting the video ... but he was billed as an influencer.
He didn't influence me ... the facts did.
Ho hum.
Saturday, June 27, 2026
Apple no-entry
When Apple don't want to let you use your [Apple] iPhone to log in to your Apple account. My phone tells me it is running IoS 26.5.
Marketing is more than advertising
I could not access the actual report, so do not know the methodology, but these priorities all seem to focus on advertising - not marketing🤔
Friday, June 26, 2026
Thursday, June 25, 2026
it's not a bank account
OK, I get security, and I can live with having to access a code on my phone to get into a site, but they're usually four or five digits, not this ...
i agree
'Section 230 of the Communications Decency Act of 1996 ... exempted online media from responsibilities that every other medium is subject to. In essence it told platforms they could publish virtually anything they wanted without liability. It was unprecedented in the history of the nation.
The fiction that 230 created was that online platforms were not publishers (in fact, they are the largest publishers in the world.) But the fiction has allowed them to accumulate trillions of dollars by publishing lies, porn, deep fakes, hate material, violent material, libels, and mountains of despicable trash without any responsibility or liability.
The judge in Germany ruled that by using their AI systems to produce new content, Google was no longer protected by 230 and were clearly publishers. The court said that displaying third-party links is "search," but having AI systems create and rewrite information creates new content, and that makes Google legally a publisher.'
Bob Hoffman in his Ad Contrarian Newsletter June 21, 2026.
I've been - happily - with Gmail from the very beginning [when it was Google mail], but getting these ads over my inbox every time I open it up is turning me against it.
Wednesday, June 24, 2026
according to ai ... it's shorter coming back
Tuesday, June 23, 2026
Know your subject
I find this frustrating. The folk writing this stuff should know that ‘marketing’ and ‘advertising’ are NOT the same thing.
Monday, June 22, 2026
aiding and abetting false advertising?
I was listening to a podcast sponsored by Shopify, and part of the introduction 'ad' the voice over said that - amongst many other things - the service "enhances product photography". I hope they just mean they improve the quality of pictures, because enhancing the product in a picture is illegal.
Sunday, June 21, 2026
Just sayin' ...
Google's main income comes from advertising.
Amazon's main income comes from advertising.
and now ...
When Uber started 'Uber Advertising' the company went from a $1.8bn loss to a profit of $1.1bn.
why bother?
I'm not sure where to start with this email 'advert'.
1 I'm of an age that my own father is long gone.
2 I'm not a father. Furthermore, it might be upsetting for a father who has lost a child - or a man who wanted, but couldn't have, a child.
3 The prices are in dollars. It is a US company, but I bought a product in pounds from the company's UK outlet.
4 The products being sold are firmly in the 'one-off' category of purchase. How many motorhomes does the average person have? Even if the answer is not 'none' - few [any?] has more than one, so why buy two reversing cameras?
Saturday, June 20, 2026
do you agree?
This is from the U.S. ... are the numbers the same for your country? One thing that is not in doubt is that 'mostly online' is the lowest in all categories.
Friday, June 19, 2026
Wednesday, June 17, 2026
a reminder ...
Microsoft's official terms and conditions say that 'Copilot is for entertainment purposes only'
Are you using it for anything else?
Is your boss insisting you use it at work?
Just sayin'.
Monday, June 15, 2026
and your job is ... ?
It would appear that [too?] many ANA members don't understand advertising. Just in case you're not aware, ANA stands for 'Association of National Advertisers'.
Sunday, June 14, 2026
really?
All grok can offer is a list of generic problems that cars have. Google's ai once advised me that a common problem with my van was the spark plugs. The make/model of van I own has only diesel engines [in case you don't know, diesels don't have spark plugs].
Friday, June 12, 2026
Thursday, June 11, 2026
Monday, June 8, 2026
the [mis] use of ai
At a recent social event, I ran into a gentleman who I had several times advised on digital marketing for his medium-sized business. Our conversation got round to AI – and he just rolled his eyes and shook his head.
Twenty-odd years ago he had consulted me on how his
organisation could best use email. I had advised him that as around 80% of his
outgoing email was the same few messages that he should create templates, so
that all staff sending ‘repeat’ emails [e.g. confirming delivery of goods and
confirming receipt of an order] sent out emails in the same layout, same font
and in the agreed ‘voice’ of the organisation. Each message was clear and
concise, checked by his solicitors to ensure there would be no legal issues raised
by addressees of the emails. As a result – even when employees changed – all
outgoing messages remained consistent.
The owner had then retired, and his son had taken over the
business. Last year his son decided that all the templates could be scrapped
and staff use AI for email generation. The result was – in the old man’s words –
‘utter chaos’. Every outgoing email was different, different style different
voice, different colours … different everything.
My client knew nothing of this until news of a legal claim
against the company arose because an outgoing email had not made clear what was
required or what should happen. As a result, a customer lost [a lot] of money
and was claiming that money – and expenses – back from the business.
I suggested he get someone in to advise his son on the use
of artificial intelligence in the business.
Sunday, June 7, 2026
Saturday, June 6, 2026
is this a trustworthy list?
Apart from Wikipedia - and why not go direct to that website instead of using an LLM? - I'm not sure I would have a great deal of faith in content from these sites. Reddit in particular as much of it is simply folk's opinions.
Friday, June 5, 2026
it's an advantage of the internet
In the early days of the web when I was 'selling' the Internet to organizations, one of the major positives over printed media was that content could be changed in minutes rather than having to reprint leaflets/brochures/etc.
And yet 30 years later you can still find web pages [like this one] that are 13 years out of date. In this case, someone planning a visit to Cleethorpes could have no confidence that this car park still exists. I'm pretty sure that if it does, the price will have gone up. Oh - and the link I've underlined doesn't work.
Wednesday, June 3, 2026
d2c … I don't think so
The headline of the article - in reality, it was an ad for a podcast interview - said "2 Bootstrapped D2C Brands, 1 CEO"*. However, when I read the content it was about a business that buys in products then sells them online. This is online retailing [e-commerce] IT IS NOT D2C. D2C is when a manufacturer/producer sells products direct to the end consumer ie without a third party being involved.
As far as I am concerned everyone that is involved in the business and article does not have knowledge of what marketing really is.
*Note: I'm not adding a link to the article as I don't think it's worth your time reading it.
Sunday, May 31, 2026
excellent analogy
Seen on X, from @Emma_Turner75
"Making a microwave dinner is easy. You put it in the microwave, press a button & it’s done.
Making a microwave dinner doesn’t teach you how to cook; you’re then reliant on microwave meals to eat.
Bypassing the hard thinking necessary for learning with AI use is just microwaving."
Friday, May 29, 2026
I agree completely ...
"In practice, however, technology is never neutral because it takes on the characteristics of those who devise it, finance it, regulate it and use it".
Pope Leo, May 15, 2026.
The reference is to artificial intelligence.
Thursday, May 28, 2026
so you've paid a subscription for an ai service ...
Wednesday, May 27, 2026
Monday, May 25, 2026
why search for something that isn't there?
I'm a fan of filters when searching a website for something to buy ... but listing what's out of stock?
Saturday, May 23, 2026
Thursday, May 21, 2026
a place of your own?
For years [about 30] I used to tell students that they should register their name as a domain name and set up their own web page.
Now that artificial intelligence dominates search [apparently] and folk ignore search engines and social platforms when researching people [eg for job applications] that advice is more than ever relevant.
What could be better than your own CV that can be changed only by you?
the same in Europe?
This research is from the USA where Amazon dominates e-commerce and so I would expect that figure to be lower over here. If they're honest [are there any who are? 😏] I think those folk selling AI would be disappointed at these results.
















































